Mystery Wrestler vs Dallas
I feel like I'm in a cartoon! Dallas cant get over the new guy, covered head to toe in blue Lycra, who just showed up on the doorstep out of nowhere. And on Dallass day off, too! Hes convinced that either hes getting punkd or the stranger took a wrong turn at Epcot Center. His eyes search the furnishings for signs of hidden camerasor Ashton Kutcheror Papa Smurf. But the little blue gnome seems confident hes at the right address, on the day and hour Thunder told him to show up, and hes here to wrestle, auditioning for one of the newly opened slots on the roster. They finally go to the mat after an incident with ice tea, where the blueman does a flying head scissors on Dallas. Taking full advantage of his opponents disorientation, the Mystery Wrestler pushes Dallass face to the mat while barring his arm behind him. I must be in the retirement home for wrestlers, the enigmatic man in blue quips, beaming over a relatively easy start, while Dallas moans, befuddled and ineffectual, caught off guard. Frustrated in his attempts to gain a grip on the slick, sweat-soaked costume, Dallas decides to rip it offso he can get his hands solidly on this masked marauders body and see the face of the man whose butt hes ready to kick. His hands suddenly snarled in his own gear, the recruit is helpless as Dallas nabs him in an illegal full nelson. Once the element of surprise wears off, Dallas uses his size advantage to torment the challenger with a full arsenal of moves the camel clutch, a rear bear hug, gut punches, a body slam off the sofa, naked chokes, figure-fours, and kicks to the midsection. The new recruit, now stripped out of his blue suit down to a yellow-and-black striped speedo, shows off his wrestling know-how by escaping from Dallas and even striking back with a few quick and welt-raising counter-moves, that will blow your mind. This guy is not above doing dirty tricks to win. The nameless youngster is rugged and aggressive and puts up a good fight even through a climactic arm-wrestling challenge. But Dallas' mass and brute force are hard to argue with. The recruit gets a rough introduction to the world of Thunders Arena, and we get introduced to an exciting and tenacious new wrestler. But in the end can he make the cut?
