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Mystery Wrestler ??? vs Dallas - 2011 Auditions Video SeriesA

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Mystery Wrestler vs Dallas

I feel like I'm in a cartoon! Dallas cant get over the new guy, covered head to toe in blue Lycra, who just showed up on the doorstep out of nowhere. And on Dallass day off, too! Hes convinced that either hes getting punkd or the stranger took a wrong turn at Epcot Center. His eyes search the furnishings for signs of hidden camerasor Ashton Kutcheror Papa Smurf. But the little blue gnome seems confident hes at the right address, on the day and hour Thunder told him to show up, and hes here to wrestle, auditioning for one of the newly opened slots on the roster. They finally go to the mat after an incident with ice tea, where the blueman does a flying head scissors on Dallas. Taking full advantage of his opponents disorientation, the Mystery Wrestler pushes Dallass face to the mat while barring his arm behind him. I must be in the retirement home for wrestlers, the enigmatic man in blue quips, beaming over a relatively easy start, while Dallas moans, befuddled and ineffectual, caught off guard. Frustrated in his attempts to gain a grip on the slick, sweat-soaked costume, Dallas decides to rip it offso he can get his hands solidly on this masked marauders body and see the face of the man whose butt hes ready to kick. His hands suddenly snarled in his own gear, the recruit is helpless as Dallas nabs him in an illegal full nelson. Once the element of surprise wears off, Dallas uses his size advantage to torment the challenger with a full arsenal of moves the camel clutch, a rear bear hug, gut punches, a body slam off the sofa, naked chokes, figure-fours, and kicks to the midsection. The new recruit, now stripped out of his blue suit down to a yellow-and-black striped speedo, shows off his wrestling know-how by escaping from Dallas and even striking back with a few quick and welt-raising counter-moves, that will blow your mind. This guy is not above doing dirty tricks to win. The nameless youngster is rugged and aggressive and puts up a good fight even through a climactic arm-wrestling challenge. But Dallas' mass and brute force are hard to argue with. The recruit gets a rough introduction to the world of Thunders Arena, and we get introduced to an exciting and tenacious new wrestler. But in the end can he make the cut?

Tony vs Lewk

Wanna wrestle at Thunders Arena? The 2011 auditions are underway, where new wrestlers strut their stuff. This week Tonys job is to interview the recruits, find out what theyre made of, and send the wusses and hopeless wannabes packing. Tony asks Lewk, a young blood what brings him to Thunders. Im ready to take on the world, one at a time, Lewk replies. Tonys impressed with Lewks attitude and martial arts background, but hes concerned about Lewks youth, size, and relative lack of muscular development. Solid but not grandiose, Lewk insists hes got the power, agility, and endurance, not to mention the craziness, to hang with the big guys, bruisers like Dallas, Big Sexy, and Z-Man, tigers on the mats and cripplers of the weak. Talk is talk. The real issue is what can Lewk bring to the mat against Tony, whos built like a massive bodybuilder. Its a sign of his confidence that Lewk shows up for the bout in Man of Steel trunks. Scared? Tony asks. Never, Lewk replies, not skipping a beat. Locking up with the recruit, Tony tells him, I'm gonna just toss you around and see exactly how weak you are. Lewk surprises him by taking him down and locking up his arms and legs. Is this a fluke? Lewk does it again, smashing Tonys face to the mat and then flipping him over and doing a "Saturday Night Ride" ouch. Pumped up by a solid start, Lewk bounces to his feet, itching for more. Lewk brings speed, flexibility, and energy to this fight. Its almost as if the kid can fly! He snatches the brawny veteran up in a small package, releases him, and then gets Tony cradled up again! But savvy brawler that he is, Tony lets the youngster wear himself out with his fancy footwork only to charge in like a ram and smash Lewk to the mat, his massive arms constricting to cut off the recruits air supply. This would be a reality check and game ender for most new guys, but Lewk toughs it out, wriggles loose, and reverses, pinning Tonys shoulders to the mat! Tony is impressed but hes got four or five things yet to teach the cocky recruitsuch as Never turn your back on an opponent. Fans of freestyle wrestling are going to love Lewk, and this classic battle of wits versus brawn and raw nerve versus experience will surprise and astound you. Dont be too certain you can predict how this match will turn out. The only predictable thing here is that fans are going to want more of Lewk, whose future at Thunders Arena is already looking golden. Bring it!