Frank The Tank vs Coupe
Coupe calls up his buddy Cameron Mathews to talk about his recent Bearhug Challenge against Frank the Tank, and the conversation plays as a running commentary throughout this match. Frank is the heavier and tougher contestant, and Cam opines, Id be willing to bet youve got no chance of winning this. Absolutely no chance would be a more accurate assessment. Coupe and Cameron engage in smart and vicious repartee, covering a wide range of topics, including the divine origins of Frank the Tank, Cams sisters bear hug, and the Great Houdiniall while Frank mops up the poolside patio with the hapless Coupe, who at one point observes that bear hugs take a lot out of you even though there's not a lot of running around. Still, he tells us, as if we couldn't tell after watching a few minutes of this massacre, you are getting the life sucked out of you.
Xavier faces a mystery wrestler
An ambitious college kid who's equally unimpressed with Xaviers hairy brawn and his abilities in mat grappling. Both men are big, burly wrestlers packed in gorilla suits of muscle, and they are so evenly matched in weight and toughness that it takes a while before the bear hugs begin to wear and tear on the their rock solid physiques. In the meantime, expect lots of trash talk as the two exchange a constant barrage of taunts and putdowns. And even after a decisive and humiliating trouncing, the man of mystery begs for a crack at Xavier in a real match.